The Cobracake

Malaki na dito

2011-01-31T10:48:00.000-08:00

Manpanionships are pretty special. All of a sudden you're mantiquing in the Honolulu and next thing you know you're getting leied.

Figure

2011-01-17T14:22:00.000-08:00

So, I hate to sound like your dad but, why don't you get off the couch, get a job, cut you hair and what are you wearing?

Markdown

2011-01-07T08:52:00.000-08:00

I mean I guess it's kind of a unscrupulous insult to say that hipsters should be sold at pawn shops but, doesn't it kind of make a whole lot of sense?

2010-12-02T06:24:00.000-08:00

It's true superheros live among us. You'd think they'd be these kind of nerdy office mail room guys. How wrong you are. The real superheros are totally radical youngsters with nothing to do but, stick it to the man!

Poof

2010-11-19T14:39:00.000-08:00

The only way of apologizing to your roommate for forgetting to unlock the door and all of your stuff got robbed is to buy them a big screen television. Instant forgiveness.

Go Your Own Way

2010-11-18T10:15:00.000-08:00

If you think you can leave the house sporting Stevie Nicks sleeves then I better hear a banging version of "Rhiannon" at some point in the night.

Bias

2010-11-08T12:05:00.000-08:00

Usually I'd make fun of this picture but, first off I have a friend that looks just like that guy, sans the curly hair. Second, the face the woman is making is one that I have made and have been told many times that if I don't stop making it my face is going to be stuck like that forever. I have photo baggage.

A+

2010-11-05T11:19:00.000-07:00

Just in case your radar is off these guys are the bag of awesome that will save your life from that flock of post punk crunchies that will bombard you with their D.I.Y. ideas.

No Help

2010-11-04T14:29:00.001-07:00

Yeah, because that's exactly what we need right now.

New low

2010-11-03T11:15:00.000-07:00

Gentrification of hipsters taking over rough neighborhoods is one thing but, completely invading homeless territory is just ruthless.

Scale

2010-11-02T10:53:00.000-07:00

I wonder if Kathy Griffin would have calmed down and taken the nerd scenster route if things would have panned out better. More Sean Lennon, less Andy Dick.

Neigh

2010-11-01T12:03:00.000-07:00

Usually when someone says you have a "horse sense" it means you exhibit a quality of practical judgment. Something seems paradoxical here.

Pinto

2010-10-29T13:15:00.000-07:00

Speaking of burritos. If you absolutley have to dress as something sexy for Halloween have some dignity and please choose food.

Arándanos

2010-10-28T08:12:00.000-07:00

Well how would you feel if you just found out you paid too much money for shiny blue vinyl that makes you resemble a blueberry flavored burrito?

2010-10-27T07:15:00.000-07:00

After seeing this tattoo, "If I Could Turn Back Time" will forever have very a serious message.

a.k.a. the fox

2010-10-26T06:29:00.000-07:00

This is it right here. When everyone is sitting on the kitchen floor playing Duck duck gray duck (or Duck duck goose as you Californians would say) you know you've thrown the most smashing party of the year.

Yecchy.

2010-10-19T13:22:00.000-07:00

Not only does wearing a tie tell people that you're a smart dressed professional, not wearing a shirt and only wearing a tie tells people you're really into creepy drugs.

The twist.

2010-09-07T12:58:00.000-07:00

I'm telling you, these old dusty dance halls are next on the list for hit parties. Unless you'd rather stick to the whole white everything decor with crappy fast trancey music.
Your call.

Maudlin.

2010-09-01T12:40:00.000-07:00

Escaping the dopey looking kid staring at you all night is quite a feat but, keeping the image of that mushy face from popping into your head all night is the real trick.

Ambrosial.

2010-08-25T10:30:00.000-07:00

Tragically adorable people like her are what make you believe in things like the honor system, kindness to strangers, and good omens. As if the world were good place when people dress cute.

Cat Fancy.

2010-08-23T13:59:00.000-07:00

Well meeow, looks like someone let the cat out of the bag.

Sark.

2010-08-19T11:49:00.000-07:00

12 year girls often wear this type of shirts and you think "that's a stupid shirt".
When this guy wears a shirt like this you think "Ha ha ha ha, wow, that's a funny t-shirt."

Reminds me of Jeff Goldblum wearing a t-shirt that says "I'm a pepper" in Life Aquatic.

Trivial.

2010-08-18T08:28:00.000-07:00

CUTE COUPLE ALERT! How fun would it be to go to their dinner parties and watch them bicker over what goes better in a quiche.

Addle

2010-08-16T13:46:00.000-07:00

It's always a little frustrating seeing Amish people use items like a cell phone, or a car, and other electronic modern devices. It's sending the world one huge mixed message. Unless their still experiencing Rumspringa, if that's the case at least just on board with trying non-Amish clothing.

Defective.

2010-08-11T08:29:00.001-07:00

Hey kid, Old Navy called, they want you to throw out your t-shirt they sold your older brother in 2001. It was only supposed to stay intact til 2003.

Horse Feathers.

2010-08-06T06:57:00.000-07:00

Well butter my butt and call me biscuit, why so blue Slim? Feel'in half seas over? Everything in your life toss'in like a bag of nails? Someone in your life being a addle-pot? All them city folk got you running a bee in you bonnet? Don't hang fire Hi ho silver!

Cypher.

2010-08-04T10:48:00.000-07:00

Code for intercourse here is "Yeah, I sure made an Evlis and Twiggy sandwich out of him".

Slip slaps.

2010-08-03T10:32:00.000-07:00

I bought a pair of flip flops once to wear around the house, I had always despised them but, wanted to give them another chance. I threw them out two days later.
I'm still trying to figure out why people wear them outdoors let alone wear them at all. Feet are the foundation of your body and very valuable. Don't disrespect them by letting them get all filthy and unsupported by a lousy thing made of some weird foam and plastic.

Epitome.

2010-08-02T11:00:00.000-07:00

If you ask me Dolly Parton is a spectacular role model. She's saucy, home-towny, with a little bit of feminism thrown in. She knows how to have a good time and keep you from feeling blue.
Which is way more than I can say for Bummer Barbie.

Potboiler.

2010-07-28T07:32:00.000-07:00

"Hey Kevin, dude, your dad's on the phone, he wants to know if you want him to pick you up some more Gogurt"

Cloying.

2010-07-27T11:37:00.000-07:00

Listening to people like this talk about their art is boring.

Tip-off.

2010-07-23T10:54:00.000-07:00

Mimes should definitely travel in packs, it makes so much sense. We should have gotten that hint from the mime looking baseball player gang in Warriors.

Loggia.

2010-07-22T10:36:00.000-07:00

I highly recommend every young adult to have a friend they can graze around the mall with making fun of people, mixing vodka in with Orange Julius and talking about how parents just don't understand.

Pavlov.

2010-07-21T12:37:00.000-07:00

I wonder what Andy Dick's therapy bill looks like. I bet he goes to a sliding scale clinic.

Acerb.

2010-07-20T12:09:00.000-07:00

Sometimes it's kind of fun to have those gimmicky/novelty types around at a party to make everyone laugh with the weird character they created. It's just really really unfortunate when instead of being funny they're not funny, watch that party go sour so fast.

Scrawl.

2010-07-13T08:13:00.000-07:00

I think getting my kitten, Dr. Science, declawed was one of the smartest decisions I've made in a while.

Sassafras.

2010-07-12T13:28:00.000-07:00

I like being inspired by science, especially when it comes to cocktails. Finding out whiskey and root beer are a fabulous combination and a terrific American summer cocktail. Or my old signature cocktail the "Kelseya go-go" which includes whiskey, grapefruit juice, and a lime slice.

Bereavement.

2010-07-09T11:32:00.000-07:00

Gasp! .....
If I remember correctly my friend Tony and I were literally in tears when we found out they were discontinuing Lucky Strike filters in the United States. It was the classic stages of grievance.
1. Denial. We didn't believe the rumors.
2. Pain. This was when we started crying.
3. Anger. This involved a lot of alcohol.
4. Depression. Buying Camels.
5. The Upward Turn. Finding out there was stock at stores left in the outer city limits.
6. Reconstruction. Smoking through our large supply.
7. Acceptance. Smoking Camels again.

So...hand em' over lady. LSMFT.

Muster.

2010-07-08T08:28:00.000-07:00

I'm trying to decipher what it worse, collecting mini beard braids or Beanie Babies? Neither have the turnaround profit. Wait, I'm starting to think that a mini beard braids just might sell for more than a Beanie Babies on Ebay? Huh... well, in that case mini beard braid collecting is not as bad as Beanie Baby collecting.

Droll.

2010-07-07T06:26:00.000-07:00

Instead of the traditional Cobrasnake photo and commentary on human decorum and behavior, I've decided to just post this. It's absurd and bizarre. The wardrobe complications of the device are obvious. It's hilarity speaks for itself.

Unerringly.

2010-07-02T12:37:00.000-07:00

It's simple math: two hands, two drinks. I couldn't have put it better myself.

Biped.

2010-07-01T07:46:00.000-07:00

Alright, so this guy might be really fascinating or whatever but, can you imagine having one of those hungover epiphany mornings and this is the first thing you see? Talk about a frightening sociological dilemma to have that early in the day. Terribly alarming.

Ordeal.

2010-06-29T06:41:00.000-07:00

Did you ever have that bad dream where you realize you accidentally went to school with all your clothes on? How embarrassing.

Reds.

2010-06-28T11:08:00.000-07:00

The rise and fall of Carrot Top's career is what us redheads like to refer to as the "dark ages", kind of like how Bush made Americans look bad. Through out history there have been famous redheads that have left us with a rusty reputation. The typically orphaned and klutzy characteristics are what makes us all look like unwanted dimwits. Some of these examples redheads include; I love Lucy, Orphan Annie, Pipi Longsticking, or Chucky (Rugrats). It's brave soles like Molly Ringwald, Madeline Kahn, and Conan 'O Brien that have been able to advance the redheads into a positive light.
Those poor Carrot Top look-a-likes. It's a good thing Shaun White came along to help lessen that burden.

Pssst: Marylin Monroe was born a redhead.

Cummerbund.

2010-06-23T06:46:00.000-07:00

Bra's are so old fashioned. Belts are the new support. Great for the office.

*It is no joke the title of this post is a synonym for belt.

Astute.

2010-06-14T13:21:00.000-07:00

Do you ever find yourself contemplating questions like "Are we the smartest animal on earth?" or "Is human civility somehow reversing itself?" and the more common "What's wrong with people today?". Evidence of the answers to these questions can be found all around us, it's just that none of it is scientific enough to get the hard facts.

Anschluss.

2010-06-11T13:26:00.000-07:00

Here's another Rainbow Bright impersonator. I'm starting to think this is something bigger than I actually imagine, like the whole Elvis thing. What's that about anyway? If Elvis was still alive don't you think he would have stopped his daughter from marrying Michael Jackson?

Ruddy.

2010-06-09T11:10:00.000-07:00

Oh grand, what's his sunburn, showed up to the gallery show. It must have been a long drive from the cul-de-sac village you hail from. Good thing you brought your flashy new hand jive, don't forget to get too loaded and hit on a bunch of girls inappropriately before you drive home!

*note: sunburns are not comedic material.

Peity.

2010-06-08T08:11:00.000-07:00

There is a great many things I don't not know about truelove. However, I've heard that 3 tablets of ecstasy will get you pretty damn close.

Heterodox.

2010-06-07T13:02:00.000-07:00

So wait, are kids actually idolizing the trio from the movie Superbad? I thought it just a comedic movie about the values of friendship? I had no idea it was an iconic thing. Bizzaro Superbad.

Agglomerate.

2010-06-03T09:28:00.000-07:00

If your name is Biff and you're living in the phi kappa phi house and blowing freshman's minds with your "art" of beer can sculpture, bravo. I'm not buying anything as talent outside of that setting.

Confect.

2010-06-02T07:31:00.000-07:00

Looking like an over sized deformed Werther's Original may not be the best to attract the girl next door. You can however guarantee 84 year old Ms. Abner across the street will be tickled pink with you.

Ho-hum.

2010-06-01T12:22:00.000-07:00

Some people love love love PBR tall boys, some people prefer a Delerium Tremens.
I'm with this guy, it's just that all those PBR dogwater beers are so (sigh) booooring.

On the topic of alcohol, this looks amazing. Would love to make my favorite standby greyhound with Absolute Brooklyn.

Nictitation.

2010-05-28T12:48:00.000-07:00

My god, can we make it a law that only people with the appropriate character and decorum can wink at others.

Duress.

2010-05-24T11:52:00.000-07:00

Grey Goose has been working for months trying to figure out a way to market their product so that it gets to the people. The solution is a little too forceful and literal but, they're starting to see results. The bad news is the increase in battered tooth lawsuits.

Commiseration.

2010-05-21T14:59:00.001-07:00

Why do they always hire these sad looking janitors at sports arenas and convention centers? Every time I visit the restroom I feel I'm in these people's way just by being there and I am making them even more miserable than they already are. When I return to my seat I no longer want to be at the event enjoying myself, cheering on the home team for making millions to toss the ball around. I feel obligated to go back and coach the janitors through the rest of their shift, they're the real ones you need to root for.

Ameliorate.

2010-05-19T07:49:00.000-07:00

I say, ever since Dita Von Teese and Rose McGowan clocked in goth has polished up and refined itself. If only we could introduce these kind of role models to suave up the Sublime/311 bunch.

Amaurotic.

2010-05-18T06:31:00.000-07:00

"Terribly embarrassing to have to ask but, which one of you is blind again?"

Jingoistic.

2010-05-13T13:38:00.000-07:00

Celebrating patriotism can be a beautiful thing. Though, usually when I think of patriotic attributes I don't overhear the remark "she was so scant I could almost see up her American flag." Maybe for the founding fathers that is exactly the sound of letting freedom ring.

Occupado.

2010-05-12T06:27:00.002-07:00

Nothing makes a metroish-whippersnapper feel more like a viking than calling a friend to grumble about the unsuitability of the facilities at the Black-eyed-peas concert.

Aberrancy.

2010-05-12T06:18:00.000-07:00

I don't think it's a bright idea to be operating heavy machinery while hitting the sauce but, I believe an exception should be made if she has hunted, skinned, and prepared the hide of the animal to make herself a hat. If that's the case, don't let us Yankees tell you who should be drinking and driving.

Shuddersome.

2010-05-10T10:43:00.000-07:00

Dating a creepy person must be such a bummer. All those nights waking up to him wide awake staring at you sleeping. Reports from your friends and family receiving an absurd amount of FWD'd chain letters. Vacations to vacant lots in urban areas. Phone calls of loud breathing.
I have a feeling creepy people are incredibly less forgetful than other non-creepy people.

Ouzo δημιουργεί την πλεονεξία.

2010-04-29T07:51:00.000-07:00

I'd be on board for a toga regale any day. It's got a terrific combination of some of my favorite elements; Ouzo, indulgence, comfortable yet stylish apparel, and Grecian semblance. It's no wonder all those Pi Delta Suncountry Lamba Beta Jigga Watt Alpha fraternities have so much pride.

Gaffe.

2010-04-27T08:30:00.000-07:00

The bowl cut is like a mistake sandwich. It was invented by mistake. The non-professional barber who proceeded to compose the style is a mistake of a human being. The person who requested the cut thinking it could be a trend was greatly mistaken.

Unisonous.

2010-04-22T07:27:00.000-07:00

What's terrific about those cartoon super heroes from the seventies is that having a good time is like solving crime!

Adroit.

2010-04-19T08:48:00.000-07:00

Right, well, applause all around on the parlor trick and bravo for installing the batch of creepy contortionist fetish guys that will now follow you around for the remainder of the night.

Well raise my rent.

2010-04-14T08:58:00.000-07:00

"Mongo only pawn... in game of life." -Mongo, Blazing Saddles

Crimson Ramblers.

2010-04-05T10:59:00.000-07:00

Bedbugs are abominable and I think most would agree with this statement. Though, what a great excuse to invite friends over for an ever so popular furniture burning party!

Tanked.

2010-03-25T11:51:00.000-07:00

What happened? Did some of the puppies live and it made you so upset you drank til you couldn't feel feelings anymore? Oh wait.

Fop.

2010-03-24T13:36:00.000-07:00

Taking the phrase ultimate dude mobile to a higher level, I could care less. I would however advise against revving up, peeling out, going real fast and breaking really quick resulting in a sling launch of dudes but, unfortunately that's probably exactly what's going to happen.

Lascivious.

2010-03-19T06:40:00.000-07:00

If I could have it my way John Waters and I would be a song and dance lounge duo at Nye's every Monday night. We'd call ourselves the Lubricious Little League.

Heavy.

2010-03-11T07:47:00.000-08:00

Okay, I would never want to encourage violence but, come on how bad do you want to be in this gang? It's like hip hop luxury car gang meets the cool high school jock hang out meets disco and topping it off with just a trifle of roadhouse trash. How bad to you want to be a part of this haversack of enchantment?
You know, I bet they aren't even bad at all, I bet they are good.

Paramountcy.

2010-03-10T06:49:00.000-08:00

It's a piano tie made into a piano bow.
Now where are we supposed to put this on the classification chart of dignity? We all know the piano tie retired with Casio's Scientific calculator watch. I must say it is done in an awfully snappy way.
Though, I'm biased because immediately after viewing this Dinah Shore's "Buttons & Bows" started playing in my head and has made me feel just fine about a piano tie in a bow.

Latten.

2010-03-09T11:27:00.000-08:00

Don't get me wrong I can appreciate German performance art. When it comes to parties I'd rather have some Joseph Beuys around any day than the ol'e body painting standby.

Insufflate.

2010-03-08T13:25:00.000-08:00

Mouth breathers can be a displeasure to be sat next to or near in movies, elevators, and meetings etc. but, let's not forget that
nose breathers will have their tormenting tendencies as well.

Enfeeble.

2010-03-05T09:20:00.000-08:00

What's interesting or not interesting about irony is that when it's simmered in with high art the tone grows increasingly boring, in that haute sort of way.

Passports.

2010-03-04T07:25:00.000-08:00

Fake I.D.'s are terrific and if you can make it work take full advantage because there is nothing better than telling bar stories from when you were 16 years old.

Austere.

2010-03-02T11:34:00.000-08:00

Pros & Cons of Karaoke.

Pros: the friends, the drinks, Frank Sinatra, Cyndi Lauper, Jimmy Buffet, Neil Diamond, Journey, Michael Jackson, Bruce Springsteen, Don Mclean, Chuck Berry, Bonnie Tyler, Gloria Gaynor, Sir-Mix-Alot, Queen, ABBA Garth Brooks, Meatloaf, Van Morrison, Spice Girls, Billy Joel, and of course WHAM.

Cons: serious people.

Please feel free to suggest anything I may have left out of the Pros and Cons of Karaoke.

Supine.

2010-02-26T11:23:00.000-08:00

Dude, your car is right where you left it.

Tumult.

2010-02-25T07:43:00.000-08:00

Alright so you got some guy all steamed up about Talking heads post Brian Eno and now there's no way out. The best thing to do in this situation is to just back down and tell him he's right about everything even about mayonnaise being better than miracle whip, get out of there, go order up yourself a Pablo Escabar at the bar and move on.
If there's no patience in an argument, what's the point?

FININT.

2010-02-23T06:37:00.000-08:00

Espionage is so voyeuristicly neat! Honestly, I never got my hands on a spy kit when I was a child but, if I would have I bet I would be a lot less flustered about occupational pursuits. The only drawback would be all those boring nuclear weapon seminars you have to go to.

Full of hot air.

2010-02-19T10:48:00.000-08:00

The arrogance level on guys who go tanning is worse than people who know too much about wine.

Plucky.

2010-02-18T14:23:00.000-08:00

We all have these moments in our life where we look around and wonder how we got there and say to ourselves
"this permanent hangover situation is no where near what I had planned".
At points in life like this it's best to use the Pollyanna strategy and play the Glad Game. What's the Glad Game? The Glad Game consists of finding something to be glad about in every situation.

Vectorscope.

2010-02-17T07:09:00.000-08:00

A human test pattern is not a bad idea in theory. Almost like a super hero that swoops in calibrating and aligning social interactions all over the world. Wiping the slate clean of partisans, faux pas and awkwardness. The down side is like the television test pattern the human test pattern would also most likely make that stressful frequency tone.

Antediluvian.

2010-02-16T10:25:00.000-08:00

I. love. Dinosaur impressions.

Bluestocking.

2010-02-15T13:31:00.000-08:00

It's interesting how much higher our sympathy levels are when you see that this guy finally found a way to get to the party and dance with the girl at the end of the movie that was made in 1987 . When you see this in real life the character development is absent so all you can think about is how pretentious geeks can be.

Conflagration.

2010-02-12T13:22:00.000-08:00

When I was growing up I was occasionally picked on for having red hair. Out of all of the nick -names for red heads the one I found the most distasteful was fire crotch.
Mostly because I never quite understood it, fire is not really red in color. Fire is a series of yellows and oranges. Also, if my crotch, or "carpet", were to have the appearance of fire
wouldn't my "drapes" look like this?

Consternate.

2010-02-11T10:41:00.000-08:00

Coat checks at first can sometimes make you feel more nervous about abandoning your coat than it would be a hassle to have to carry it around all night. What would be incredibly taxing is when the coat check attendant is so alarmed by your misproportioned attire and awful taste that it physically overwhelms her.

Coxcomb.

2010-02-10T10:55:00.000-08:00

Look junior were not saying you have to leave, we're just saying loose the tude and kill the whole coke dealing George Clooney act. You're making everyone feel like their at a Scientologist convention.

Animaux.

2010-02-09T13:39:00.000-08:00

In the French academic dress system Redcurrant, which is a very red shade of pink, is the distinctive color for Medicine. Though, according to the United States Bureau of Academic Costume pink represented music as your field of study.
Pish posh, in the end we're all animals even Mary Kay and her splashy Cadillac.

Caravan.

2010-02-08T06:44:00.000-08:00

Van owners with out children are a proud breed. Who can blame them, they've been on more impromptu road trips and late night excursions than all those lousy sedan owners. There's a sort of social advantage to having a living room in your transportation vehicle and only certain people are fit for the kind of social responsibilities that taking on owning a van entails. You have to be rogue and ready, like maps, believe in superstitions, not mind clutter, and always only wear one earring.

Heard any good jokes lately?

2010-02-02T06:55:00.000-08:00

Paul Reubens has inspired millions. Pee-wee Herman had a successful television career and has even contributed to the silver screen. In 1984 Pee-wee Herman sold out Carnegie Hall, he's won 22 Emmy awards and received the Harvard Lampoon's Elmer Award for lifetime achievement in comedy in 1985. He's an icon. Unfortunately, while this person was inspired by Pee-wee Herman they also wanted to shamelessly be sure we don't forget about his indecent exposure arrest.

Sensile.

2010-01-29T08:51:00.000-08:00

Oh look at our little Jordan Catalano all grown up in his little outfits, always waking up on the emotional musician side of the bed. One of these days he's going to read!

ikitsch.

2010-01-28T08:55:00.000-08:00

Seeing this carryall of Miami honky-tonk
spill a hew of undergarment is as surprising as
if someone told you Steve Jobs is kind of a prick in person.

Nongermane.

2010-01-27T13:14:00.000-08:00

The first time I traveled to Europe with two of my cousins we found ourselves a little famished after a long flight from New York to Germany. I was so excited to experience new and interesting things. The first stop for food was upon request of my cousin to Burger King in the airport. They didn't have studel's or ruben's so instead I ordered fries and a beer to make it feel like I was somewhat absorbing the culture but, it still kinda felt like your everyday Idaho and dogwater.

Herald.

2010-01-21T12:13:00.000-08:00

Annabean.

Priapean.

2010-01-07T11:44:00.000-08:00

Asking for your two front teeth for christmas is so overrated and juvenile. It's more practical to just ask for what you really need, a sausage fest.

Pekoe.

2010-01-06T06:51:00.000-08:00

It's absolutely true, money does not buy taste but, what it can buy you is tibial torsion and a ghastly pair of tea party pants.

Bargin for.

2010-01-04T08:05:00.000-08:00

Some people tend to hold out on plans last minute in hope for that crazy and fabulous new year's party they're going to get invited to. Or it's decided it will be a night in for just you, a bottle and the cats. Either way it's a pickle to spend the next morning trying to figure out how you ended up in the storage closet.

Manet alta mente repostum.

2009-12-28T07:54:00.000-08:00

It's no surprise drinking memories from my pre-adult years seem to all muddle together like Karkov and Ouzo. Though, there are a few favorite nights/days that I can recall with such vivid resiliency. With some lost and some retained I never forget my first year of college my mother was packing up the house I grew up in and was moving. I gave her permission to pack up the things in my room. During this time I would recieve a phone call twice a week from my mother because she had found a half full bottle of liquor randomly stashed somewhere that I had hid from myself while intoxicated. Behind the dresser, behind my radio, disguised in my bookcase, or under the bed, the more calls I received about forgotten bottles the more I became amused with the cleverness I had while shnockered.